Hi everyone, hope everyone is as fired up as I am about the playoffs. Certainly don’t take my advice on these picks as I am as cold as ice right now. Regardless, I know I am on a bad run but I will try to give valid reasons why I am picking who I am picking, sound good? What I thought. Thanks for reading and supporting and hope you all make money this weekend!!! Let’s go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SATURDAY’S GAMES
TEXANS +2 OVER browns
Let’s fade the public and all of the sports guys shall we? Yes it took Joe Flacco to be 39 years old to show any personality, as it seemed like in the past he had the personality of a volleyball. But, he still had 8 picks in 5 starts and the Browns have more injuries than Kawhi Leanord. Plus, C.J Stroud even as a rookie is just the far better Quarterback. This is my least favorite pick but give me Hou
Texans Win 21-16
CHIEFS -4.5 OVER dolphins
I know the Chiefs have been bad at home. I know their recievers can’t do the one thing they get paid to do (catch the ball duh). But the Dolphins are from Miami (who it drops below 60 for a high on average like 3 days a year?). So in Lehman terms they are not accustomed to 2 degree weather. Plus it’s playoff Mahomes and I am just riding with the pedigree here, world loves under me, K.C BBQ
Chiefs Win 23-13
WILD WILD SUNDAY
steelers +9 over BILLS
This isn’t the best of the number as it was 10.5 earlier in the week but it’s going to be windy and cold as hell in western New York. So expect like an 8 possession, 2:40 minute football game. In other words a running clock because their won’t be too many pass plays. So in that world yes give my playoff Mason Rudolph with his nose so bright, he might just haunt the Bills sleigh tonight, will be ugly.
Bills Win 16-12 (Steelers Cover)
packers +7 over COWBOYS
I want to take the Packers outright to win. Let me just say this, outside of the Browns I feel in my core the cheese whiz are the second most likely road team to win this week. I believe Jordan Love is the real deal. I believe Matt LeFleur is a good head coach. But most importantly I trust the Cowboys about as much as an insecure promescius woman. As in not very much at all, think Dak pulls it out.
Cowboys Win 31-28 (Packers Cover)
LIONS -3 OVER rams
The public loves the Rams, most experts loves the Rams. For a legacy or even just motivation purpose who needs this game more? I still think football is a game of emotion and passion and often the team with more to gain is the team who wins. This is the biggest moment of Jared Goff’s career. McVay dumped him and two first round picks for Stafford, Stafford wins the Super Bowl following year. and Jared goff is ridiculed across the land. This game is personal to Goff and I think he’s going to play one of the best games of his life, especially if Sam LaPorta can play and be anywhere close to himself, I’m betting on Jared here. Rams d is still not great.
Lions Win 38-24
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL (MASSACRE IN TAMPA)
BUCS +3 OVER eagles
Do I think the Bucs are a good team, no I do not. All the metrics and eye test showed the Saints screwed the pooch and should have won this division. However, give the Bucs credit for some big wins at Atlanta and Green Bay down the stretch to get them to promised land, cheescake jokes aside. This is fading an Eagles team that looks worse than Aaron Eckhart’s right side of his face in the dark knight (yes his characters name is Harvey). Give me Tampa to pull the upset, Sirianni may be crying for a different reason Tuesday morning, because he’s unemployed.
Last Week: 5-11
Season: who cares I was bad
Playoff Record: 0-0 (until Monday when I’m 6-0!!!!!!)